December 2009
4 posts
Dying is a serious business. If a man dies with a sin on his soul, he goes to spain.
Broken
Richard held a cigarette in his hand and a Nagant M1895 in the other. The cigarette smoke drifted among the flaking ashes and snaked into the air, blending homogeneously with the acrid smell of gunpowder.
Before him, was a pitiful person, bound in the most intricate bonds known to man. Unable to move or talk, he looked up at Nick with a wavering glaze. No doubt contemplating his fate.
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R.I.P. Samak.: 1935-2009, celebrating 74 years of culinary excellence.Farewell Samak Sundaravej. The only world.. http://twurl.nl/kbatg0
October 2009
3 posts
I just finished a triple whopper with extra swiss cheese, american cheese and turkey bacon plus large onion rings and a beer. I am a man.
“Never suck off a monkey. It is a memorable experience only for the monkey.”
I just found out that Tom Crapper was a dude who invented something called a ballcock. Interesting
September 2009
11 posts
The Lost Symbol Sucked and Dan Brown is Gay: An Objective Book Review. http://twurl.nl/d66b6m
Wow. I have teh same birth date as Felicia Tang.
1984 is the most hardcore book ever. It even has a book-in-a-book that is so mind-fucking, you will get a seizure.
Just in case you missed my previous tweet. I will spoil Inglourious Basterds again. They killed Hitler and the narrator was Samuel L Jackson
Wow. I just got unfollowed by two people because I spoiled Inglourious Basterds for them.
Allow me to spoil Inglorious Basterds for you. They killed Hitler.
Flight (A Short Story) http://twurl.nl/85k54u
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Nicotine is the new sleep.
Book in a goretex!
Travesty: Disney buys Marvel.: The fuckery of fuckeries has finally hit us. Marvel got seduced into the dark sid.. http://twurl.nl/gem2uy
August 2009
21 posts
My job is so fucking unbelievable.: I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: Firs.. http://twurl.nl/mrgtfl
Goddammit. I hate Sundays.
This is just disturbing. http://twurl.nl/ajf33w
Fuck you, world.: Our society stands at the dawn of annihilation. Our streets run wild with dilapidated filth; w.. http://twurl.nl/nzpau6
Madness never dates, insanity walks alone.
I’m going to be a guard of honour at the next national day parade. yay.
5 types of people to block on Twitter. http://twurl.nl/1ffbue
HEY GHAIZ! FOLLOW @DBaggerson @Farauckington @Calvinunt @Percivalenis @ShellyHit @PansyIss @Colinsuckerton @MoeFuller LOL!!one #followfriday
Did you know that Lee Kuan Yew suffers from dyslexia? Neither did I.
For everybody who hates rap music. http://twurl.nl/dy17ey
Man Gets Charged For Child Pornography, Blames Cat.: BoingBoing.net: Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded.. http://twurl.nl/pkj4st
HEY GHAIZ! FOLLOW @DBaggerson @Farauckington @Calvinunt @Percivalenis @ShellyHit @PansyIss @Colinsuckerton @MoeFuller @Randyidiotis LOL!!one
टेक्स्ट: यज्ञ शर्मा भाई-भाई की चर्चा शुरू होने पर हिंदुस्तान में लोग आज भी अक्सर राम-लक्ष्मण की बात करने लगते हैं। अरे भाई, युग बदल गया है।
The day Twitter went down. http://twurl.nl/b60yvx
Booking in in two hours. I hate Sundays.
Method actors are just bad actors. Learn to act, Christian Bale and maybe you won’t have to starve yourself so much.
dum dee dum. i’m wasting my life away on twitter. woohoo.
The Savage: A Forgotten Tale.: Towering trees and the lush smell of greenery engulfed him. Michael was in a fore.. http://twurl.nl/fy3a6z
Repeat horse-sex offender caught having sex with horse again. (with the same horse). http://twurl.nl/lmyy2n. horse secks ftw!
British soldier refuses to return to Afghanistan, writes letter to Prime Minister. http://twurl.nl/oobnow
Watched Bruno. Now I can’t eat a hotdog without choking.
July 2009
32 posts
ever notice that the discovery travel channel is always about food? fuck you jamie oliver, fuck you yen and fuck you luigi
manager told italian to snuff out cigarette. italian kills him. http://twurl.nl/xmqwlg
who is david cameron?
Japanese man claims pillow is his girlfriend. http://twurl.nl/wjubrd
Australian woman stuck in toilet for a week. http://twurl.nl/q3bpbh
Japanese man claims pillow is his girlfriend.: The empire of small cocks has done it again. Nisan (below) from J.. http://twurl.nl/wjubrd
General manager earned $600 000 a year so workers beat him to death. http://twurl.nl/xa6zll
the reservoir dogs decks are fucking sweet yo. http://bit.ly/182BB8
snow white, blood red
who is joe?
Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive. http://twurl.nl/u77i0y